Saturday, November 22, 2025

GODFATHERS: THE FAT CATS OF DEMOCRACY AND THEIR HUNGRY KITTENS-The Political ATM that Accepts Only Praise-

In today’s Nigeria, godfatherism and political cabalism have grown into a hulking monster, draped in expensive fabrics, fed on public funds, with a wicked smirk that knows its power is absolute. This creature prowls our political terrain, devouring the soul of democracy one bite at a time. It slinks into party meetings and electoral commissions, whispering names of “chosen candidates” long before the first ballot paper is printed. In its claws, the will of the people is as fragile as dry leaves in the harmattan -- easily crumbled, scattered without care.  

Once upon a time, democracy promised freedom, choice, and accountability. But the monster’s grip is tight, and Nigerians now watch elections like badly written soap operas where the ending is known before the first scene. The ballot paper is no longer an expression of the people’s will; it is simply the prop in a puppet show whose strings are pulled from a godfather’s mansion. Leaders become mannequins dressed in authority, performing scripts written by invisible hands behind the curtain.  

This beast has no loyalty to the people who line up under the hot sun to vote. Its allegiance lies entirely with the godfathers who feed it -- moneybags with bottomless pockets and endless appetite for power. It decides who gets a ministerial chair, who becomes governor, and even who gets a “lucrative” contract. The citizens watch helplessly, their voices muted like a television turned down to zero, their votes devalued until they are mere confetti tossed at victory parties that were planned months before the election.  

Within the corridors of power, the monster plays matchmaker between incompetence and authority. Public appointments are no longer the reward of skill or vision but the dowry paid to those who swear undying loyalty to the godfather. A man may have no knowledge of health administration, yet find himself in charge of hospitals, simply because he once clapped the loudest at a campaign rally. In this strange marriage, merit is the unwanted guest. Inefficiency and mediocrity take the honeymoon, birthing corruption and stagnation that choke the nation’s progress.  

The monster’s laughter echoes in the marble halls of government whenever the topic of accountability arises. Protected leaders, shielded by godfather influence, saunter through office without fear of the people who supposedly elected them. Public funds leak away like water from a cracked pot, and no one dares ask where they went. Justice, equality, and progress — the promised dividends of democracy — are replaced with deprivation and deceit, neatly packaged in political speeches and false statistics.  

In matters of development, the monster’s appetite shapes the national budget. It decides which road is built, which school is renovated, which hospital gets new beds — and none of these decisions are based on public need. Instead, they are calculated offerings to please the great godfather and maintain his favour. Projects become currency, inflated contracts the bribes of survival, while essential services like education, health, and agriculture are left gasping for air in the corner.  

The consequences are heavy and cruel. Corruption flourishes in the shade of the godfather’s umbrella. Impunity dances freely, unafraid of the law. Inequality sharpens its claws on the backs of the poor while the rich toast to “success” in gold-rimmed glasses. Citizens grow weary and distrustful, their faith in democracy corroded by years of betrayal. Apathy spreads. Protests rumble quietly, waiting for the spark that could send them roaring into the streets. The moral compass of governance spins wildly, unable to point towards justice when loyalty to the godfather outweighs loyalty to the constitution.  

The remedy, though difficult, is not impossible. This monster can be starved. Its food source is the unchecked power of political patrons, and starving it requires the strengthening of institutions — courts that refuse political interference, electoral commissions that ignore secret phone calls, security agencies that serve the law, not the godfather’s will. Citizens must look the beast in the eye and demand that leaders owe their loyalty to the public alone. Transparent elections, merit-based appointments, and vigilant civic participation are the weapons that will drive the creature back into the shadows.  

Yet while this monster roams through our establishments and institutions, professionalism withers. Every sector it touches becomes politicised. Judges bow to political pressure. Civil servants play to the tune of party bosses. Even security agencies turn into personal guards for the powerful instead of protectors of justice. Once independent, these bodies now march to the rhythm of the godfather’s drum.  

And in its wake, inefficiency blooms like weeds in a neglected garden. Offices become dens of waste, policies lose their way, and service delivery collapses into a heap of promises never kept. Governance turns into theatre without talent, just noise and costume changes, as the monster lounges lazily, gnawing on the resources meant for the people.  

Godfatherism and cabal politics are the sworn enemies of democracy in contemporary Nigeria. As long as the monster sits in the governor’s seat and whispers into the president’s ear, the nation’s steps towards justice, peace, and prosperity will be slow, painful, and uncertain. True progress will come only when the leash is broken, when the people’s will storms back into national politics, and when the puppet strings are cut forever. Only then will the monster starve, and only then will democracy breathe freely once again.  
EBIKABOWEI KEDIKUMO - writes from Ayakoromo Town, Delta State

N-Delta Civil Society Forum Condemns Payment of N141.36bn 13% Derivation to State Govts, insists on Direct Allocation to Oil-Producing Communities

The Niger Delta Civil Society Forum (NDCSF), a coalition of civil society organisations drawn from Delta, Edo, Akwa Ibom, Rivers, Bayelsa, Cross River, Ondo and other states in the oil-rich region, has stoutly condemned the payment of N141.36 billion being 13% derivation funds to state governments in the October 2025 revenue allocation, describing the practice as "unconstitutional, unjust, and detrimental to the welfare of oil-producing communities".
According to the Forum, Section 162(2) of the 1999 Constitution clearly mandates the 13% derivation as compensation for resource-bearing communities that suffer environmental degradation, land depletion, pollution, loss of livelihoods, and other socio-economic hardships resulting from oil, gas, and mineral exploration.
The Forum expressed deep dissatisfaction over the continued transfer of derivation funds to state governments despite decades of alleged mismanagement, non-transparency, and failure to deliver meaningful development to communities directly impacted by mineral extraction.
These were contained in a statement signed by the Forum's Coordinator, Comrade Ezekiel Kagbala, copies of which were made available to journalists in Warri, Delta State on Saturday.
NDCSF's statement followed the announcement by the Federation Account Allocation Committee (FAAC) that it shared N2.094 trillion for October 2025, including N141.359 billion earmarked as 13% derivation from mineral revenue and paid to oil-producing states.
The Forum emphasized that "nowhere in the Constitution is it stated that the funds must be paid to state governments or routed through them".
“For more than 30 years, these funds have been handed over to state governments, yet the oil-producing communities continue to wallow in poverty, underdevelopment, and environmental devastation", the Forum stated. 
It added, "There are no roads, no water, no hospitals, no youth employment  nothing to justify the trillions paid over the years”. 
The Forum described the continued payment of derivation to state governments as "a gross violation of the socio-economic rights of host communities", just as it accused the states of "using the funds to service debts, build state capital projects, or advance political interests while neglecting the people for whom the funds were constitutionally created".
The Forum warned that "the 13% derivation fund is not a bailout for state governments, nor is it meant to reduce their debt burdens".
“The funds are not for oil-producing states to settle debts or run political structures. They belong to the oil-producing communities. It is unacceptable that those who suffer the destructive impact of oil and gas exploration continue in pain while their rightful compensation is diverted,” the statement reiterated.
Meanwhile, the NDCSF, in collaboration with Host Community leaders, has on Tuesday, November 16, 2025, submitted a formal position paper to the Revenue Mobilisation Allocation and Fiscal Commission (RMAFC) in Abuja. 
The group demanded the full legal implementation of the 13% derivation principle and called for the creation of 13% Derivation Boards in all oil-producing states, among others.
The Forum maintained that "a Presidential Monitoring and Compliance body would ensure transparency, accountability, and direct flow of funds to oil-bearing communities".
Also on Wednesday, November 17, 2025, Kagbala led a delegation to the National Assembly, where the Forum met with the Chairman of the Senate Ad Hoc Committee on Crude Oil Theft and Sabotage, Senator Ned Nwoko. 
The group urged lawmakers to support legislation that would restructure the management of the derivation fund.
“If the National Assembly truly represents the people, they must end this 30-year injustice,” Kagbala stated during the visit.
The NDCSF issued a passionate appeal to President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, urging him to exercise his constitutional powers under the Exclusive Legislative List — where oil and gas matters are vested — to intervene decisively.
“We are appealing to President Bola Tinubu to create derivation boards that will guarantee direct, unhindered benefits to the oil-producing communities. The people are suffering, and the injustice must stop.”
The group insisted that President Tinubu has both the authority and the moral responsibility to correct what it described as one of the longest-standing fiscal distortions in Nigeria’s federal system.
The NDCSF concluded by calling on the Presidency, Nigerian National Assembly, Revenue Mobilisation Allocation and Fiscal Commission (RMAFC) to urgently review and restructure the existing payment framework to ensure that the 13% derivation reaches those for whom it was originally intended the oil-producing communities.
“The era of paying derivations to state governments must end. The people of the Niger Delta have suffered enough,” the statement concluded.

WIKE: TINUBU'S MINISTER OF MAYHEM AND THE LONG WALK TO DISASTER--The Minister and the Presidential Bonfire Party--

Nigeria today feels like a huge house on fire -- the kind where the flames are already licking the ceiling, the smoke is thick, and the smell of burning cloth fills the air. And in the middle of this inferno, President Tinubu, instead of grabbing an extinguisher, is pouring more petrol on the walls. You would think a man living in a burning building would want to fight the fire. But here we are.  

In just three days, the country has been rocked like an old rickety bus on a bad road -- an Army General cut down, schoolgirls snatched in Kebbi, and kidnappers running wild like they have signed a contract to supply fear to every home. If this is not an assault on our nation, then I don’t know what else to call it. And yet… what has become the big government ‘project’ this week? Yes, Wike --  the Minister of Thunderstorms -- is busy attacking the PDP Secretariat as if that brick and mortar is the main enemy of Nigeria.  

It is almost like you have robbers in your home, but instead of locking the doors, the landlord hires Wike to knock holes in the walls so the thieves can walk in comfortably. The security roof is leaking, but Wike is inside dancing on the ceiling in heavy boots. Every step he takes rattles the whole house, but somehow the President treats it like background music.  

To make matters worse, the world is watching. Trump has already thrown shade, calling us a disgraced country and even rattling his sabre about military action. A serious government would take that as a loud wake-up call. But our reply? Singing campaign songs in front of judges, as if melodies could stop bullets or rescue our kidnapped daughters.  

And here’s Wike again --  one moment insulting the military, the next tearing into opposition strongholds. You had think he was on a personal mission to scatter the little fabric of democracy we still have left. He is like the drummer who insists on beating his drum in the middle of a funeral -- loud, off‑beat, and totally ignoring the mood.  

Tinubu’s supporters are calling for unity, telling us to rally around the President as if hugging a man who is drenched in petrol and waving a lighter is some act of patriotism. This is not unity; it’s suicide by loyalty. When danger is this close and the leadership is this reckless, the question is simple: do you run towards them… or save yourself?  

Right now, Nigeria’s bleeding wounds need doctors, not demolition workers like Wike. But instead of surgeons, Tinubu has Wike — a man who can’t see a crack without turning it into a crater. The nation is under siege by kidnappers and insurgents, yet the focus of this administration seems to be on settling political playground disputes, as if Abuja were just a market square for personal grudges.  

These optics are terrible. It is like telling the world: “Yes, our house is collapsing, but please, watch us fight about who sits on which chair in the living room.” International respect? Straight into the gutter. Security? Becoming a bedtime fairy tale.  

If President Tinubu truly wants to lead, now is the time to face the fire, beg for help if he must -- from friends, foes, even strangers. Because sovereignty is meaningless if our people are dying in the streets and our daughters in captivity cry themselves to sleep at night. You cannot wrap yourself in the flag when it is soaked in blood.  

Wike may think he is playing politics, but right now, his antics aren’t just embarrassing , they’re gasoline poured on Nigeria’s raging fire. And if Tinubu keeps him roaming free like a bull in a china shop, then this government might well be remembered as the arsonist that danced while the country burned.  
EBIKABOWEI KEDIKUMO - writes from Ayakoromo Town, Delta State

Thursday, November 20, 2025

PANDEF Chairman, Dr. Igali Celebrates Jonathan, Attah as They Clock 68 and 87 Years Old Today

AS ALWAYS, WE CELEBRATE OUR FATHERS, FORMER PRESIDENT GOODLUCK JONATHAN AND OBONG ATTAH, ON YOUR SPECIAL DAY!

As you mark milestone birthdays, turning 68 and 87 years young, respectively, PANDEF extends warmest congratulations to you, Former President Goodluck Jonathan and Obong Attah, on behalf of the people of the South-South geopolitical zone of Nigeria.

We give thanks to Almighty God for the gift of life, wisdom, and the opportunity to leave indelible marks on our nation. Your contributions to academia, architecture, politics, and public service have not only shaped Nigeria's destiny but have also inspired generations to strive for excellence.

Your dedication to nation-building, democracy, and the pursuit of greatness has earned you a revered place among Nigeria's most illustrious leaders. We, the people of Niger Delta, are particularly grateful for your tireless advocacy for our region's rights and interests, including the landmark achievement of fiscal federalism, especially the 13% derivation principle and environmental remediation.
As you enter this new chapter, we pray for your continued good health, peace, and joy. May God fulfill His promise: "With long life will I satisfy him and show him my salvation" (Psalm 91:16). May your legacy continue to inspire future generations to strive for greatness, and may God bless you and your families abundantly.

Congratulations, and happy birthday, Sirs!

Amb Dr Godknows Boladei Igali
National Chairman, PANDEFAS ALWAYS, WE CELEBRATE OUR FATHERS, FORMER PRESIDENT GOODLUCK JONATHAN AND OBONG ATTAH, ON YOUR SPECIAL DAY!

As you mark milestone birthdays, turning 68 and 87 years young, respectively, PANDEF extends warmest congratulations to you, Former President Goodluck Jonathan and Obong Attah, on behalf of the people of the South-South geopolitical zone of Nigeria.
We give thanks to Almighty God for the gift of life, wisdom, and the opportunity to leave indelible marks on our nation. Your contributions to academia, architecture, politics, and public service have not only shaped Nigeria's destiny but have also inspired generations to strive for excellence.

Your dedication to nation-building, democracy, and the pursuit of greatness has earned you a revered place among Nigeria's most illustrious leaders. We, the people of Niger Delta, are particularly grateful for your tireless advocacy for our region's rights and interests, including the landmark achievement of fiscal federalism, especially the 13% derivation principle and environmental remediation.

As you enter this new chapter, we pray for your continued good health, peace, and joy. May God fulfill His promise: "With long life will I satisfy him and show him my salvation" (Psalm 91:16). May your legacy continue to inspire future generations to strive for greatness, and may God bless you and your families abundantly.

Congratulations, and happy birthday, Sirs!
Amb Dr Godknows Boladei Igali
National Chairman, PANDEF

Ijaw Publishers Felicitate with Pondi On Birth Anniversary

The Ijaw Publishers' Forum (IPF), the apex Ijaw media council has extended warm and heartfelt birthday greetings to Hon. Julius Pondi, esteemed Member representing Burutu Federal Constituency, as he celebrates another milestone in his remarkable life.

In a statement, IPF National President, Comrade Ozobo Austin, described Hon. Pondi is a leader who has consistently demonstrated capacity, experience, and an unwavering commitment to serving his people. "Hon. Pondi has shown exceptional leadership skills and a deep understanding of the needs of his constituents, the legislative business and we are confident that he will continue to serve his people with diligence and passion."

The IPF commends Hon. Pondi's tireless efforts in championing the cause of his people, noting that his contributions to the development of Burutu Federal Constituency were truly commendable.

The media experts joined family, friends, and well-wishers in wishing him a happy birthday, filled with joy, peace, and fulfillment. "We celebrate your life, your achievements, and your dedication to public service. May this special day mark the beginning of a new chapter filled with hope, prosperity, and continued success."
The IPF also expressed its appreciation for Hon. Pondi's commitment to the people of Burutu Federal Constituency, and looks forward to continued collaboration in serving the needs of the community.

SELECTOCRACY: HOW TO CHOOSE LEADERS WITHOUT ASKING THE PEOPLE: - The Invisible Hands That Steal Our Future in Nigeria --

There is a monster living right here among us in Nigeria. You won’t catch him haggling in the market or squeezing into a crowded bus, and you will never see him casually walking down the street. But make no mistake -- his shadow touches every corner of the land. He is different from the monsters in children’s stories. He has no claws to rip, no sharp teeth to bite, yet his weapon is far more dangerous: control, total control over who leads us and how we are governed.  

This monster dresses like a king, in clothes bought with money that should have fixed our bad roads or stocked our hospitals with medicine. His smile is soft, almost comforting, but it hides greed sharp enough to cut through an entire budget. He dines daily from the pot of public funds as if it was cooked for him and his cronies alone. And the strangest part? He doesn’t even put his name on the ballot, yet he decides the winners of our elections. Before your thumb touches the paper in the voting booth, his invisible hand has already tilted the scale. That is why I say — he is the real government, the king behind the curtain, the puppeteer controlling the actors we see.  

People call this Nigeria a democracy, using big words from civics textbooks, but in reality what we have is “Selectocracy.” In this odd arrangement, citizens don’t truly pick their leaders; instead, leaders are picked for citizens, like pre-packaged meals handed to you without asking what you’re hungry for. Elections have become grand plays staged for public consumption, with the ending decided long before the actors speak their lines. We still queue in the hot sun, vote with hope in our hearts, yet the results are already simmering in the monster’s kitchen, well-seasoned with the godfather’s blessing.  

But how does this monster keep his belly full? He is fed by godfathers — political kingpins with pockets so deep that dipping your hand inside is like reaching into a bottomless pit. These godfathers are the real puppet-masters, whispering names into the monster’s ear until those names magically take charge of ministries and offices. A man who couldn’t tell the difference between a syringe and a spoon can become Minister of Health. Someone with zero background in education may suddenly become responsible for shaping the future of schools. In this Selectocracy, competence is thrown out with yesterday’s newspaper, while loyalty becomes the only ticket to the high table.  

And who does the monster welcome into his inner circle? Not citizens who challenge him with uncomfortable truths, and certainly not dreamers with ideas to solve the nation’s woes. No. He surrounds himself with “yes-men” -- nodding statues that clap in tune to his will. When these protected leaders stroll through the corridors of power, they do so without fear of being held accountable. The cries of the people are faint echoes that never reach their ears. Roads are left with potholes big enough to swallow motorcycles whole, hospitals operate without basic drugs, and schools crumble like sandcastles in the rain. Yet, the funds meant to mend them flow silently into private pockets, disappearing faster than water down a cracked pot.  

Even the development we see wears the monster’s crooked mask. Projects don’t follow the map of human need; they follow the godfather’s whims. A tarred road might spring up in a sleepy village with only a few residents, just because a godfather visited once or owns land there. Meanwhile, bustling cities choke under potholes deep enough to serve as fishing ponds. This upside-down logic turns governance into a personal to-do list for the powerful.  

The monster’s favourite trick, however, is something he calls “stomach infrastructure” -- his way of keeping the people quiet through their hungry bellies. In this scheme, bags of rice, goats, sewing machines, and envelopes fat with cash change hands. But these tokens solve nothing. Instead, they offer a short breath to a drowning man, feeding our hunger today while leaving the same hunger waiting at the door tomorrow. And because we have eaten, we are expected to sing praises and forget our suffering. In the eyes of the monster, silence from the masses is worth far more than actual progress.  

Our young people, the so-called future of this nation, are caged in this arrangement. They graduate with flying colours, clutching degrees like golden tickets, only to discover that the real ticket to opportunity is the godfather’s handshake. Those who can pack their bags flee to countries where merit speaks louder than loyalty. Those too rooted to leave either hide their voices or join the choir singing for the godfather’s glory. Talent rusts, dreams are shelved, and our future is auctioned off to the highest bidder in loyalty’s marketplace.  

The monster’s puppetry goes far deeper than politics. It pulls the strings in our institutions -- from the courts to the police to the civil service itself. Judges who should wear justice like a crown end up wearing the colours of political allegiance. Police, meant to guard the weak, sometimes guard the godfather’s interests instead. Civil servants trade duty for servitude, working more for power brokers than for the nation. Important policies collect dust in locked drawers, files sleep on desks, and promises to the people vanish like morning mist before the sun.  

Godfatherism in Nigeria is not just another bad seed in politics -- it is a poisonous tree planted in the very heart of democracy. Its roots suck dry the water meant for justice, peace, and development, leaving these fruits to shrivel and fall before they ripen. And with Selectocracy ruling the day, leaders are chosen not by the people but by their political masters. So what do they do? They serve those masters, not us, the citizens. That is why accountability is a stranger in our governance. That is why our development crawls, our economy limps, and our hopes keep stumbling.  

But here is the truth my fellow Nigerians: even the fattest monster starves when its meal is taken away. The day we cut its strings, the day we burn its puppet stage to ashes, the day we insist that merit sits above manipulation -- that day will be the turning point when democracy no longer limps but stands tall. We must break the leash, we must pull the plug on the feeding pot, and we must ensure that our votes are the voice of truth, not chains that tie us down.  

Nigeria does not belong to the shadows. It does not belong to the godfathers. And it certainly does not belong to the monster. It belongs to us -- the people. And if we stand, speak, and act together, the clock will run out on the monster’s reign, and the sun will rise on a nation we can truly call ours.  
EBIKABOWEI KEDIKUMO – writes from Ayakoromo Town, Delta State
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Tuesday, November 18, 2025

Abebi, Peres Set to Exchange Marital Vow November 26 in Warri, as the Duo lnvite Friends and Well Wishers to Celebrate with Them

Warri____ Preparation is on top gear for the duo, Miss Abebi Shell of Winkeke Meeting family of Obotebe Community and Peres Mekedaume Garawa family of Ayakoromo Community both in Burutu LGA of Delta State, set to exchange marital vow in Udu, near Warri.

According to the marriage program stated as follows:

Wednesday 26th November, 2025: 
Dowry payment/traditional marriage grand Reception at Maryvation Event Hall, opposite lzomo junction, along DSC Express-Way, Udu, Delta State.

Time: 12:00 Noon Prompt.

Music by all ljaw owigiri highlife performing musicians, warri branch.

Sunday 30th November, 2025:

Blessed Marriage ceremony at RCCG Vessel of Honour Model Parish, lfaka Street, off Udu Road, Ovwian.
Meanwhile, it will interest you to note that, the Groom, Mr Peres Mekedaume, popularly known as junior Pereama Freetown is a talented performing ljaw owigiri high life musician frequently featured at the popular Maryvation Event Centre in Udu Express way, Ovwian.
However, the duo use this medium to respectively invite their friends, family members, colleagues, well wishers and the general public to join them celebrate on their special day, adding that adequate arrangement has been put in place to entertain guests at the marriage reception.

Come one, come all, see you there.

Just-ln: IPF to Host 2nd Edition of Ijaw Media Conference in Warri December 11, Calls for Sponsorship

The Ijaw Publishers’ Forum has announced the second edition of its annual Ijaw Media Conference. 

The conference themed "Safeguarding Oil and Gas Natural Resources for Future Generations in the Niger Delta" will take place on December 11, 2025, at KFT Place, beginning at 12 noon. 

In a statement signed by the IPF National President, Comrade Ozobo Austin, the Forum noted that the conference is intended to strengthen public understanding of the dangers of oil theft, unchecked exploitation, and environmental pollution. 
The statement highlighted the severe harm these practices continue to inflict on the region, affecting both ecological systems and human communities and hindering long-term development.

The 2025 planning committee, chaired by Pastor Arex Akemotubo, has been charged with ensuring a successful programme. Other members of the committee are:

- Tare Magei, Secretary
- Francis Abai, Financial Secretary
- Ezekiel Kagbala, Member
- Sunday Daniel, Member
- Mike Ugedi, Member
-  Dr Kegbe, Member
- Sam Dogitimi, Member
- Tam Okumbiri, Member

The Forum urged leaders, stakeholders, and young people to work with relevant authorities and security groups to support continued public awareness efforts aimed at protecting the region’s natural resources and the wellbeing of its inhabitants.
The IPF also calls for sponsorship and invites all stakeholders and the wider public to attend the conference on December 11, 2025.

Godwin Masah invites friends, well wishers on conferment of Pere-Tunteriowei chieftaincy title schedule on 29 Nov, at Kiagbodo

Former lawmaker, Special Adviser to Delta State Government and the current Spokesman of ljaw National Congress (INC) Western Zone, Hon. (Comr.) Godwin Masah, has use this medium to respectfully and specially invite friends, political leaders, business associates and well wishers to join him on Saturday 29th November, 2025 as the revered monarch of the ancient Ngbilebiri Mein-Kingom, His Royal Majesty, Pere Prince Akpomiemie Fuludu, Ogiogio ll, set to mark his one year coronation anniversary on the throne as well as to conferred on him the high ranking Pere-Tunteriowei of Ngbilebiri Mein-Kingom Chieftaincy title.

This was disclosed on Monday to the Press through invitation personally signed by himself.
It will interest the public to note that the holder of Pere-Tunteriowei title plays a very significant role during crowning of a new king in the kingdom. It simply means the man who decorates the King with the royal crown.

The historic event would take place at the headquarters of Ngbilebiri Mein-Kingom, precisely the palace of Ogiogio ll, Kiagbodo Town, Burutu Local Government Area of Delta State.

Time: 9:00AM Prompt.

Reception follows immediately at Ngbile Primary School Field, Kiagbodo.

Music by B2S Tare-Oge crooner alongside MC. Kidikidi and others.

Come one, come all, the statement added.

President Tinubu Addressing Issues Of Development, Economic Growth, Peace, Security In Niger Delta - PAP Boss Otuaro

PRESS RELEASE

The Administrator of the Presidential Amnesty Programme, Dr Dennis Otuaro, has said that President Bola Tinubu is very strategic in his approach to addressing the issues of development, economic growth and sustainable peace in the Niger Delta.

Otuaro spoke on Saturday at a town hall meeting with PAP stakeholders and Niger Deltans residing in Lagos, hosted by prominent Niger Delta activist and Founder/President of Ijaw Monitoring Group, Chief Joseph Eva.

Among other notable stakeholders in attendance were the Chairman of Ijaw National Congress, Lagos chapter, Prince Tonye Harry; Prof. Dauphin Moro, Engr. Titus Posibi, Chief (Mrs) Amarian Benedicta, Chief (Mrs) Ogbogbo, Evangelist Agboro, Chief Emmanuel Fiawe, Robert Fiawe, Elder Regent Youmor, Mrs RoseMary Aluko, and the Chairman of IYC, Lagos chapter, Comrade Owen Naphatin.
He stated that Tinubu's strategy as captured in his Renewed Hope Agenda is working for the Niger Delta, and could be seen in his deliberate effort at tackling the challenges of development, security and sustainable peace in the region.

According to him, the President's administration has not only restored peace in the area, but also delivering on his campaign promises around human capacity and infrastructure development for the area.

According to Otuaro, the solid support of the President, and the National Security Adviser for the PAP, is responsible for the expansion of the scholarship scheme and other milestone achievements the programme has recorded in vocational training, peacebuiliding and stakeholder engagement.

He told the stakeholders that while in-country scholarship deployment was 3800 in the 2024/2025 academic year, the figure increased to 3900 in 2025/2026 and foreign scholarships were about 200.

He assured them that the PAP under his leadership would continue to do its best to ensure that more indigent youths were provided access to higher educational attainments with requisite skills and knowledge for self-reliance and nation building.

The PAP boss stressed that human resource development was pivotal to the socio-economic advancement and development of the region's people as well as sustainable peace and security.

While thanking the President for not holding back support for the PAP, he re-assured the stakeholders that Tinubu would do much more for the region after his reelection in 2027, and urged them to reciprocate his large-heartedness.

Otuaro further said, "One of the things you must know about His Excellency, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu GCFR, is that he is very strategic and systematic in his approach to resolving issues of development, socio-economic growth, security and sustainable peace in our region- the Niger Delta.

"You all can see how Mr President's deliberate approach is producing positive results in our region. There is no doubt that Mr President's strategy is working for the Niger Delta. 

“This applies to the huge support that he has been giving to the Presidential Amnesty Programme under my leadership, for which we are very grateful.

"Because of His Excellency's massive backing, we have been able to expand the programme's scholarship scheme, and it is our strong hope that more students of indigent backgrounds from impacted communities will benefit from the initiative. We will also continue to strengthen our policy of inclusivity.

"I want to, again, thank His Excellency for finding me worthy for appointment; to take up the baton of leadership at the PAP with the help of the National Security Adviser, Mallam Nuhu Ribadu, who has been very supportive of our initiatives since I assumed office.

"I urge you and all the people of the Niger Delta to continue to support the administration of Mr President because we are confident that, judging from the many good things he is doing in our region, he will do even much more for us after his reelection in 2027."

In his remarks, the host, Chief Joseph Eva expressed confidence in the PAP Administrator's leadership ability, and commended him for the remarkable achievements the agency has recorded under him.

"I am not surprised because I have known Dr Dennis Otuaro very closely for many years, and the values he stands for. He is a very focused person.

"Indeed, Dr Otuaro has achieved a lot in human capital development, vocational skills and peacebuilding process for our region. We have confidence in his leadership, vision, and dedication to regional development", Eva said,

The highpoint of the town hall meeting was the conferment of 'Best Iconic Administrator Award' on Otuaro by the stakeholders.

Signed:
Mr Igoniko Oduma
Special Assistant on Media to the Administrator, Presidential Amnesty Programme.
16 November, 2025.

Sunday, November 16, 2025

WHEN POWER MEETS UNIFORM--AND LOSES-The Day Wike's Words Went to War

 -- How to Lose Respect in 30 Seconds --

Here comes the Great Minister,  
boots shining like they swallowed the sun,  
swagger heavier than his promises.  
He walks as if every road  
was carved by his family tree.  
In his chest -- the drum of authority,  
loud enough to scare respect away.  

But the gate had its own ruler ,
not in title,  
but in truth.  
Young Yerima, iron in flesh,  
naval blue sharper than morning light,  
stood there with orders like stone walls.  
He was not a man to bend for a politician’s shadow.  

The Minister opened his mouth,  
and insults poured out  
like dirty water from a broken pipe.  
“You are a fool"
His words were clouds without rain ,
-- loud, useless, and full of smoke.  

Yerima’s answer was a mirror  
that showed the Minister’s face clearly:  
“I’m not a fóòl, sir.”
Once.  
Twice.  
Again and again,  
until each word became a drumbeat in the street.  
By the third time,  
the Minister was no longer talking to one man ,
he was talking to the entire nation of fed-up souls.  
of suffering faces.

The market women grinding pepper shouted it.  "I am not a fool"
The taxi drivers stuck in potholes shouted it.  
The jobless graduates holding brown envelopes shouted it.  
Even the wind seemed to carry the reply:  
“We are not your fóòls, sir!”
The air became a protest,  
the ground an angry stage.  

When Wike threw his insult,  
it did not just land on Yerima’s shoulder.  
It fell on every soldier who once stood in the rain for this country.  
It bruised the badge,  
the flag,  
the anthem,  
and the faint dignity left in our politics.  
  
This is how bad leaders grow , 
feeding on praise from rented mouths,  
watering themselves with arrogance.  
They think the seat in their offices  
is a throne from heaven.  
They forget that public service  
is not a license to spit on the public.  

In the big theatre of the absurd called Nigeria,  
politicians play kings,  
soldiers guard gates,  
citizens clap and cry at the same time.  
Bad leaders rehearse insults,  
instead of policies.  
They know how to shout orders,  
but cannot whisper hope.  
  
The Minister’s crown slipped that day.  
Yerima’s simple words  
were a knife,  
cutting through the cloth of false respect.  
Every ruler who thinks the people are blind  
should remember:  
the people may be silent,  
but silence has sharp teeth.  

Minister Wike,  
and every leader who confuses power for wisdom,  
hear this before it’s too late:  
Respect is not a gift you take,  
it is a shadow you earn.  
Your insult may be the seed of your downfall.  
One day you will stand before the gate again,  
and the people , uniformed or not , 
will look at you with calm eyes  
and say in one voice:  
“Sir, we are not your fóòls… and never were.”

EBIKABOWEI KEDIKUMO  -- writes from Ayakoromo Town, Delta State

Just-ln: Lt.A.M. Yerima Norrowly Espapes Assassination Attempt in Abuja on Sunday

A young Nigerian Navy officer, Lt. A.M. Yerima, reportedly escaped an assassination attempt on Sunday evening, just days after a confrontation with the Minister of the Federal Capital Territory (FCT), Nyesom Wike, over a disputed land site.

According to a report by Vanguard, Yerima was trailed by unidentified men dressed in black and riding in two unmarked Hilux vans without number plates. The vehicles allegedly followed him from the NIPCO Filling Station along Line Expressway to Gado Nasco Way.

The sources said the officer noticed the surveillance and executed a “strategic maneuver,” successfully evading the suspected assailants. The incident reportedly occurred around 6:30 p.m. and is currently under investigation. Authorities have withheld further details to avoid compromising the process.
The alleged attack comes days after Lt. Yarima, while on duty with other security personnel, engaged in a tense confrontation with FCT Minister Wike at Gaduwa District over a disputed land site. The clash, captured on video, sparked widespread debate and prompted the Presidency to halt the demolition exercise at the location.

Source: Vanguardngr.com

Friday, November 14, 2025

THE REPUBLIC OF RUMOURS WHERE COWS CHEW POLICIES INSTEAD OF GRASS -Full-Time Comedians, Part-Time Leaders

In this strange land, talk has become the only thing we harvest.  
Leaders chew stories the way cows chew cud,  
Rolling them around in their mouths again and again,  
Until all the flavour is gone and only waste remains.  
The big chairs are taken by small minds,  
And the high halls of power echo like noisy pigeon coops,  
Flapping sounds everywhere, but no flight to anywhere.  

Rumour walks like a king wearing a crooked crown,  
Lies are counted like coins in the national bank.  
They pour gossip into cups as if it were morning tea,  
And pass it around the table like bread at supper,  
But the country stays rooted in one spot—  
Like a tied goat watching the grass grow just out of reach.  
Plans are folded neatly into pockets and forgotten,  
Dreams are locked away in rusty trunks,  
And progress waits at the roadside for a bus that will never come.  

When foolishness drives the cart,  
It will always find the ditch.  
This government spins like a windmill in a desert,  
Blades turning fast,  
But grinding nothing.  
Decisions are stitched together with feelings instead of truths,  
And offices transform into whisper rooms  
Where the sign on the door says “Work”  
But the air smells only of idle talk.  

They spend hours wrestling with shadows,  
While roads crack under the sun,  
Schools sag like tired plants,  
And hospitals grow weeds in empty beds.  
Money crawls into meeting rooms that plan the air itself,  
Problems are fed with excuses until they grow fat  
And fit comfortably at the family’s dinner table.  

Word by word, they drown us in speeches,  
As if sentences were the country’s best crop.  
Around the table of chatter, corruption blooms  
Like mushrooms after rain.  
Teamwork quietly walks out the door,  
Leaving behind hot quarrels and blame feasts.  
We keep chasing in circles,
Like a tethered donkey thinking it has travelled  
Simply because the rope has moved.  

Truth is exiled to the gate,  
And those who dare speak it are called trouble-makers.  
The civil servants clap with borrowed smiles,  
Cheering while the roof collapses.  

Soon, the leaders become full-time comedians,  
The people become ticket holders,  
And policies turn into improvised jokes without punchlines.  
This is a circus without a lion,  
Only clowns juggling promises in the air.  
If you rule with gossip,  
Eventually the gossip will dry up  
And your hands will be empty.  

The answer is so small you could hide it in your palm:  
Replace whispers with wisdom.  
Trade empty boasting for a clear plan.  
Swap sweet words for hard work.  
Real leadership is not the loudest parrot in the tree,  
But the one who listens to the forest and acts for it.  
Power is not a toy -- it is a tool to build futures.  

And here’s the perfect picture:  
A leader who rules with laughter instead of labour  
Will one day leave behind nothing but a hollow stage  
Where jokes echo in an empty hall,  
And the nation becomes famous  
For turning every ant hill  
Into a mountain for the evening news. 
 
EBIKABOWEI KEDIKUMO  - writes from Ayakoromo Town, Delta State

Wike refuses to listen to advise, officer has not committed any offense, says Defense Minister Matawalle

Matawalle described the incident as unfortunate and said Wike had earlier contacted both the Chief of Defence Staff and the Chief of Naval Staff, who advised him to allow the military to investigate the matter before taking any action.

Nigerian Defence Minister, Bello Matawalle, has said the Minister of the Federal Capital Territory (FCT), Nyesom Wike, defied the advice of top military chiefs and went ahead to confront a naval officer, Lieutenant Commander Yerima, at a disputed site in Abuja.
Speaking in an interview with DCL Hausa, Matawalle described the incident as unfortunate and said Wike had earlier contacted both the Chief of Defence Staff and the Chief of Naval Staff, who advised him to allow the military to investigate the matter before taking any action.

“What happened between Minister Wike and the officer is unfortunate. When he got there, the officer explained that he was simply obeying orders given to him. Wike should not have exchanged words with the officer; he ought to have addressed his concerns through the officer’s superiors,” the minister said.

Matawalle explained that the naval officer only acted according to instructions and had shown discipline and respect during the exchange.
“He (Wike) is our colleague, and Wike could have reached out to us to resolve whatever issue. The officer’s action was lawful—he was trained to be disciplined, loyal, and obedient to orders. Therefore, the young officer only carried out his duty worthy of commendation,” he stated.

According to the Defence Minister, the officer did not violate any military rule and conducted himself properly throughout the encounter.

“He did not commit any offence under military regulations; he merely obeyed a lawful order and followed due process. If you observe carefully, he spoke respectfully and conducted himself properly,” Matawalle added.

He further cautioned that government officials must show respect to members of the Armed Forces, noting that disrespect to a uniformed officer indirectly undermines the authority of the President as Commander-in-Chief.

“There is, therefore, no offence under military law for which he should be charged. Wike should not have engaged him in an altercation, especially out of respect for the uniform he was wearing. Anyone who disrespects a soldier indirectly disrespects the President, who is the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces. There is, therefore, no basis for any punishment against the officer,” he said.

Matawalle clarified that his remarks were not meant to justify indiscipline within the military but to emphasise the importance of following command procedures. 

“This is not about supporting the military to act disrespectfully toward civilians. The Minister should understand that every officer has superiors. I gathered that he called the Chief of Defence Staff, who advised him to wait for an investigation,” he explained.

The Defence Minister revealed that Wike ignored the advice and instead rushed to the site to personally confront the officers.

“However, he did not wait and instead went straight to the site. As a leader, he ought to have exercised patience and waited for the outcome of the investigation,” Matawalle said.

He added that the Chief of Naval Staff had also assured Wike that an inquiry would be conducted, yet the FCT Minister still proceeded to the location.

“Wike also contacted the Chief of Naval Staff, who assured him that an investigation would be conducted. Yet again, he did not wait. It was supposed to be a one-day inquiry, but he chose to go there and confront them,” the minister noted.

Matawalle confirmed that the Chief of Naval Staff has since visited the disputed area to begin a formal investigation into the ownership of the land.

“Now that the Chief of Naval Staff has visited the area—since it involves a land dispute—the matter will be investigated to know who owns the lawful documents,” he said.

He added that any revocation of the land should have followed proper administrative and diplomatic procedures rather than confrontation. 

“If the land has been revoked, there are established procedures to be followed diplomatically,” Matawalle said.

The Defence Minister disclosed that the Ministry of Defence has not received any formal complaint from Wike over the incident but noted that he personally reached out to the FCT Minister after the video went viral.

“We have not received any formal complaint from Wike, but I called him after the video went viral and advised that he should have spoken with me before going there, rather than confronting the officers directly,” Matawalle concluded.

As Olomu Celebrate Her New King - Albert Akpomudje, SAN, FCIArb - The Ohworode of Olomu Kingdom


As Olomu Celebrate Her New King-HRM Albert Akpomudje, SAN, FCIArb-The Ohworode of Olomu Kingdom...

By Emmanuel Ogheneochuko Arodovwe
emmaochuko@gmail.com
14th November, 2025

Olomuland, comprising 14 Communities, is in an unusual celebratory mood. They have a new king in HRM. Albert Akpomudje, SAN, FCIArb, who is to be officially installed the Ohworode of Olomu Kingdom on Saturday 15th November, 2025. The reception will hold at the King's residence in Akperhe, Olomu.
The oldest system of administration and governance is the kingship and monarchical system. Even the Almighty God styles Himself as "King of the Universe" and "King of Kings", rather than "Executive President". 
Bible stories of God sitting on the "throne" depicts the imagery of royalty, kingship and monarchy. The denotation of Jesus Christ as "Prince of Peace" also strikes monarchic chords. Kings David, Solomon and Josiah etc., show the Old Testament practice of monarchical leadership. 
The monarchical institution has continued to retain its magnificence and elegance despite the attack on it by the Enlightenment Movement of the 18th century Europe.
The Egyptian civilisation, with its amazing wonders and landmarks were overseen by pharaohs who were kings of Egypt - the last being Queen Cleopatra. 
The Macedonian Empire was overseen by a 21 year old Emperor-king, Alexander the Great, who succeeded his father Phillip II, and, who, by the time of his death at 32, had conquered three -quarters of the earth's land mass. 
The Roman Empire was driven by the wisdom and courage of kings epitomized in the persona of Julius Caesar. 
Louis XVI was King of France up till 1789, and  although, he became the unfortunate casualty of the sweep of modernity, enlightenment and liberal democracy, it makes sense to believe that, 300 years after, the French people may be  looking at their British counterparts with concealed admiration, at the elegance of their monarchy, and wish perhaps, that they had been more thoughtful in the rapidity with which they abolished their monarchical institution.
Africa has had her own history of the monarchical tradition, reaching back to ancient antiquity in the Pharaohs of Egypt. The incidence of colonialism and the artificial state structure in Africa weakened these institutions for what is now described as the democratic system. In assessing the outcome of that accidental transition, we can quickly take the embarrassing example of Nigeria and make the verdict ourselves.
It is on the basis of the foregoing  that the event of Saturday November 15, holds high significance. Olomu has a new King in His Royal Majesty, Albert Akpomudje SAN FCIArb. He will reign as the 14th Ohworode of Olomu Kingdom. That is some history, running to at least 200 years back. 
But the significance of this event lies less in the elegance of thrones in general and pride in monarchy; and more in the specific place of Olomu in Urhobo history and the Niger Delta.
First, Olomu occupies a central location in the physical geography of Urhobo land. Second, Olomu's origin is ancient; indeed, it is among the oldest of Urhobo 24 kingdoms. For this reason, Peter Ekeh and Onigu Otite refers to Olomu as one of the "primeval" subcultures of Urhobo. Third, there is conclusive evidence that Okpe people migrated from Okpe-Olomu, and Agbon migrated from Agbon-Olomu, and Olomoro in Isoko had their take-off point in Olomu - as their name suggests. 
But Olomu's significance is much more than these  notable historical achievements.Olomu was the epicenter of British commerce and industry in Urhobo hinterland. 
The first business tycoons and wealthy men in Urhobo land were made in Olomu. Examples are Chief Mukoro Mowoe and HRH Ovedje Osadjere. Mukoro Mowoe was from Evwreni, but the thriving business in Olomu brought many from afar to live and work there. 
They took advantage of the business opportunities in the Royal Niger Company (RNC), which later became United African Company (UAC), with its headquarters in Okpare. They became exporters of agricultural products such as palm oil and kernel, and importers of textiles and other products. Chief Mukoro Mowoe made his first trip to Liverpool, United Kingdom, through Okpare, Warri, and Forcados in 1929. So significant was Olomu to Mukoro Mowoe's history and destiny that he married his first wife from Oviri-Olomu with whom he had his first child, James. Mukoro Mowoe would later use his wealth and high influence to mobilize Urhobo people under the aegis of the Urhobo Progress Union (UPU), which he led, to relocate the Government College to Ughelli, and found the Urhobo  College, Effurun, in 1949. Coincidentally, HRM Albert Akpomudje SAN, FCIArb, is the current President Worldwide of the Government College Ughelli Old Boy's Association (GCUOBA).
The enterprising spirit of the Olomu people has no respect for gender. HRH Ovedje Osadjere's youngest sister was Omotogor. She got married to a modest man named Ibru in Agbarha. That couple gave birth to the wealthiest man of his generation in Nigeria and Africa, and Omotogor played a huge role in that saga. Michael Ibru would go on to break every existing record in business and commerce, and was, in his prime, one of the richest men in the world. 
There is yet another reason why Olomu is unique. It holds a record of a reign of outstanding monarchs who have sat on the throne as kings. 
HRH Ovedje Osadjere was, in his time,  alongside Chief Mukoro  Mowoe, the highest political office holder in Urhoboland. He was also one of the wealthiest of his generation, and credited with owning the first storey building in Urhoboland. 
HRH George Consin Mosheshe was a standout monarch of repute. He was father of Olorogun Evang. Jeremiah Mosheshe, who graduated from the London School of Economics in 1966. It took a man of great awareness and means to send his son to that institution in the 1960s. Jeremiah, his son, came back to become a fish magnate and businessman, and built the popular "City of God", Airport Road, Effurun. 
There is also the quentessential monarch HRM. Layeguen Ogbon, who reigned till the ripe age of 106, in 2023. He was an educationist par excellence, retiring as Chief Inspector of Education for the Midwest in 1975. 
It is into these proud tradition of impeccable monarchic reign that HRM Albert Akpomudje SAN FCIArb now steps.
The new King is a doyen of legal practice and Jurisprudence, attaining to the reputable position of Senior Advocate of Nigeria (SAN), and Fellow of the Chartered Institute of Arbitrators (CIArb). He is the Vice Chairman of the Body of Benchers and is also a life bencher. 
HRM Akpomudje's contribution to the Urhobo Progress Union is immense, once serving as its Secretary General. In his role as President Worldwide of the Government College Ughelli Old Boys Association (GCUOBA), HRM has enhanced education and impacted the people positively in various ways. It is of particular pride to the members of the University of Lagos Alumni Association, Warri Circle, that one of their most distinguished members is to be installed the Ohworode of Olomu Kingdom. HRM Akpomudje has mentored a generation of leaders in the UniLag Alumni Association, and his persona and experience has been invaluable in piloting the affairs of the Association over the years. 
His Royal Majesty will bring to bare his professional and managerial experience, wide influence, and juridical competence in his reign over Olomu Kingdom.
Olomu land is rich in oil and gas. Oviri-Olomu in particular bleeds crude oil at the slightest pierce of its earth. But the laws governing the drilling and exploration of the product are weak and porous. They enrich the companies and impoverish the inhabitants. His Royal Majesty's reign will address these issues.
The term of office of Olorogun Emmanuel Aguariavwodo as NDDC boss transformed the network of roads in many communities of Olomu; but the power situation remain in dire straits. HRM will certainly make positive impact in this regard. 
As highlighted earlier, Olomu Kingdom was the epicenter of international trade in Urhoboland in colonial times. Merchant ships moved goods from the Okpare River to and from Liverpool in England. That milestone attainment will be revived in Olomu under the reign and supervision of HRM Albert  Akpomudje. There is no doubt that HRM's  reign will take Olomu back to the zenith of prosperity and well-being in Urhoboland.
A final point is noteworthy. The Olomu people are blessed with longevity. Michael Ibru's mother, Omotogor was 99 when she died in 2006; HRM Richard Layeguen Ogbon lived up to 106; Pa Izeze Taiga, father of Olorogun Moses Taiga, also lived up to 106, and so many more.
On the strength of this very wonderful precedence, we wish our new king many peaceful and prosperous years on the throne as the Ohworode of Olomu Kingdom.
Ajuwe! Ajuwe!! Ajuwe!!!
Wo sun to

Emmanuel Ogheneochuko Arodovwe is the Publicity Secretary of the University of Lagos Alumni Association, Warri Circle